lo i was really really bored so here you go:

Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!

I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

"Do you have any Hungarian in you?"

"No."

"Would you like some?"

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.